When "Shake Señora" comes on.

Everyone: 

I tell myself I should go to bed earlier, but it's really like this

Perm For a Day.

So true.

Everybody's a fan of this person or that, and I'm just like

Mom wants to take a "normal" picture of us...

we end up doing this.

Waiting to hear back from jobs I've applied to

Scout when I cook/eat anything. Literally anything.

"Please let me eat all your food"